Wednesday, November 15, 2006


So I sit down this morning at my favorite Fells Point coffee house (and no this isn’t my attempt at Peter King’s Coffee Nerdness) and I begin to read the USA Today. And what do I see? Why it’s O.J. Simpson promoting his newest scam, a book called If I Did It.

To make matters worse, Fox will air a program on November 27 to help Simpson promote his garbage tentatively titled, If I Did It, Here’s How It Happened.

Now it seems to me that O.J. wasn’t supposed to rest until he found Nicole Simpson’s and Ronald Goldman’s true murderer, right? Looks like he took a little rest and he’s used his "restless pursuit" to tell the world how he would have planned their slayings. Not how he plans to capture the “real killers”, but how he would have planned their demise!

What a guy!

And then I thought, “What do you expect from a desperate, broke, heartless, gutless, spineless and lying scumbag like Simpson whose bust in the Pro Football Hall of Fame shames all those nearby?”

If he’s as innocent and as compassionate as he claims to be, why would he further tarnish the lives of these victims? Why would he subject their families to such a vulgar and opportunistic venture and re-open old wounds? Why would he again bring the death of their mother to the surface again for his children?

Why? Because he’s a sorry ass excuse for a human being and because he’s guilty!

But Simpson isn’t the only one at fault here. Plenty of blame should go to the book’s publisher Judith Regan as well as Fox. They are enablers. To hell with them and to hell with O.J.!

They say the best O.J. has plenty of pulp. This O.J. has so much that not only is it difficult to swallow it makes me want to gag!

Any word that comes out of Orenthal’s mouth is nothing but Pulp Fiction.

Sorry for the off topic rant.


Anonymous said...

Why it’s O.J. Simpson promoting his newest scam, a book called If I Did It.

reply : Now that you've named his new book, aren't you promoting it too ?...Bc

Tony Lombardi said...

No actually I think that I'm trying to call attention to the shameless whore that Simpson is so that good folks like you and the impressionable folks who might be lured in won't buy this trash that isn't even a worthy replacement for your Charmin.

Anonymous said...

Rupert Murdoch and Fox News Channel airing OJ laundry.....supports George Bush and murderers like figures he is for the party of corruption...and supports and pays a heineous murderer like OJ Simpson

Tony Lombardi said...

This just in....After a firestorm of criticism, News. Corp. said Monday that it has canceled the O.J. Simpson book and TV special "If I Did It."

"I and senior management agree with the American public that this was an ill-considered project," said Rupert Murdoch, News Corp. chairman. "We are sorry for any pain that this has caused the families of Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown Simpson."

Thanks News Corp for coming to your senses.